Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Barsexuality is the new black.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
This toilet bowl is my home.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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