You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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