Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(443): View more from Maryland

remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

i think i scared a bird with my dick

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(845): View more from New York

You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.

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(810): View more from Michigan

GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"

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(304): View more from West Virginia

No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.

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(518): View more from New York

We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership

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