More tranny stories later!
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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