I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
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