I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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