I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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