So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
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all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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