Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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