idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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