Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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