My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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