And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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