id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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