he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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