Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
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My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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