i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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