and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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