just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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