your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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