Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
