Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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