Christians are straight up FREAKS
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
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getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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