And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
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You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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