You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
be right there i have to get my cape
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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