it was like his penis was on wheels.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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