he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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