I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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