saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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