I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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