The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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