She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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