have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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