I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
