i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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