I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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