Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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