Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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