Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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