if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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