I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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