Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
ugly people sure do ruin things
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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