She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
