She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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