Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
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" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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