You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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