you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
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Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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