discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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