I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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