I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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