I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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