Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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