just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
