Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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