i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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